yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore
"maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better"
"maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better"
"maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better"
"maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better"
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat