Discombobulate.

lauramcphee:

Model and cat, 1960s (Mark B. Anstendig)

126 notes - 21 May, 2013

daddysplaydoll:

I’m way too horny

18 notes - 9 hours ago

fannyann:

shhhh it’s been two years since the best tweet ever

foxnewsofficial:

my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone

83,680 notes - 11 hours ago

whenthecuriousgirl:

“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.”
Frida Kahlo

thealebat:

omg i’ve never heard a bird ask another bird for a kiss but now i have i can die peacefully now

2,740 notes - 21 May, 2013

Bouquet of Letters: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

11,481 notes - 16 hours ago

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

20,944 notes - 1 day ago